At the dinner table this evening…

Bear: "Noodles!"

Mommy: "Yes, Buddy."

Bear: "Noodles!"

Mommy: "Actually that’s chicken."

Bear: "Noodles!"

Mommy: "Sort of, but not quite.  That’s corn."

Mega: "Chicken and porn?"

Mommy: *faints*

Seriously?!  Chicken and porn?  I tried to clarify that it was Kuh-Kuh-Kuh-CORN, and it took another 3 rounds.  I think the second and third rounds he was just goofing off because he saw that saying, "Porn" distressed me.  Little turd…

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